Buying shitcoins to accumulate more bitcoin, usually ends up like this

For the triggered ones: Yes, that's a shitcoin too. No, it isn't faster than bitcoin on r/thelightningnetwork. No, that's a dying fork of Bitcoin...

No, it's called a temporary privacy. All the transactions are still kept on the blockchain, waiting for quantum computers to read all your "private" shitcoin transactions. Using P2P exchanges and lightning is more future proof because there's no blockchain, to keep all txs for QC to read in the future.

No, even that's a premined and centralized shitcoin too. It doesn't matter it's sitting right under Bitcoin. It doesn't make it a less of shitcoin at all.